Bill Clinton is my shepherd,
Whom I do not want.
He maketh many lies about green pastures.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my doubt
about the Democratic Party.
He leadeth me in the paths of
Socialism for his name's sake.
Yea, I will walk through the valley of the shadow of debt.
And I will fear much evil, for he is with me.
And Hillary Rodham and her staff,
They discomfort me.
He preparest a tax hike for me,
to give presents to mine enemies.
He anointest my wages with inflation,
so that my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard times shall follow me,
All the days of his administration,
And I will dwell in a rented HUD house forever.
Anonymous